Friday, August 21, 2015

She's BAAAAACK!



I read somewhere people who don't post for long periods of time (like 15 months) should not apologize, just resume like it was no biggie they dropped out of sight and left both of her faithful followers in the dust.

Questions I am pondering this evening:

Do professional baseball players feel guilty when they play lousy yet make millions of dollars per year? By golly they should! They should have a rating system and get paid a specific amount each game they if they hit, catch or refrain from scratching their personal body parts on camera.

What do concession stand employees do with the leftover food?
If someone offered me a free box of stale popcorn would I say thanks and snarf it down? (yes)

Why don't professional baseball games have female commentators? Heck, I could think of clever remarks like "eww, you pig, stop spitting" or "Joey, looks like it's time to trim your beard sweetie"

Enough pindering for one evening.

Guppy Girl Snyder
8-21-15













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