Miss America

Wouldn't it be great if political ads were similar to the Miss America pageant? Instead of filling the airwaves with negative slams and unflattering photos of the opponent the candidates appear in different outfits just like Miss America.

One outfit would be the traditional "in the country" where the candidate puts on a checkered flannel shirt from Mills Fleet Farm and chews on a piece of hay while listening intently to the concerned farmer.

Another ensemble could be at "the factory" when the candidate wears a pale blue denim shirt with the cuffs rolled up and naturally a hard hat.

The final show case is with his or her loving family walking out of church on Sunday morning when the smiling candidate is wearing a white shirt, red striped tie and navy blue suit or a navy blue skirt suit with navy close-toed pumps and a soft pastel shirt.

Then just for fun they could all display a special talent! Play the trumpet, tap dance or do a short magic show.

Finally, all the candidates could answer one simple Miss America type question. One question - one 30 second answer.

That's it! Are you with me? Next election season let's promote the idea and see if the campaign season is less offensive and more fun.