Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Cranky

Why did so many people look and act cranky today? It's a beautiful sunny day! No, I didn't hang out at the jail or the hospital where you might expect to see frowns, scowled foreheads and people looking for some sunshine in their lives.

At the local office supply store the clerk said to me "well, I can't help you because you obviously have the wrong information" and then walked away from me. Tell the manager? I think it WAS the manager.

A few days ago I turned 58 years old. I told a friend I was going to start saying what I thought regardless of the issue. She laughed and said "you already do" True to a point. I have been trying to remain tactful. Yes, you are right, it is HARD!

Only another 34 days left until the general election! Then I can speak my mind. Whew, I can't wait. So, the point is if you want to see me polite, tactful and patient your time is running out :- )

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Grandma-wannabee

I will never be a Grandma . I used to tease my Mom because every time she saw a baby or a toddler she would turn into this goo-goo-ga-ga- pinch-the-babies-cheek without permission type of crazy woman.

I have turned into my
Mom.

Last week my husband and I were having breakfast at a popular restaurant when a young mother, her sister and three adorable little girls came in the restaurant. Luckily for me, they sat right next to us!

At one point after smiling at, making faces at and uttering out loud lots of "for cutes!" I apologized to the adults. "Seriously, I am not a weird-o stalker but I don't have grandchildren of my own." She nodded and said " no problem" but gave her sister the look that clearly said "that woman is a lunatic" Then she gave me the uh-huh, you are a goofy old woman get away from me grin that I have come to recognize.


Over the edge? Not long ago while shopping I saw this precious Halloween costume for a little girl. I picked it up, gushed over it and carried it around for awhile trying in vain to think of someone I knew to give it too.

This is why despite the fact many children are little germ carrying runny nose
Monster I can't wait for December when I can play Mrs. Claus and have a purpose when I pick up and hug the little darlings, read them stories and pretend -- just for a moment -- that they are my very own little precious grand babies and that I am real Grandma and not a Grandma-wannabee.