Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Life without Chinese Food

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No Chinese Food???

Kick my Keister Kirk (the trainer from the Y) said: NO Chinese food. What? Kirk said it is high in sodium, fat, salt etc. which must be why it is so delicious.

Crab Rangoons a distant memory?

How will Kirk know if I sneak in a small serving of hot and spicy soup?
Delicious crab rangoons? Will he smell my breath?

Rotten Breath

Weights

The past two sessions Kirk has had me using instruments of torture. Oops, I mean machines designed to make people healthy. I have no clue what they are called. I know you sit or stand on them and push, pull, stretch, snarel and sweat. Oops, maybe I am the only person doing the last two...

Time will tell

Check back to see Kirk gets tired of me huffing, puffing and giving him dirty looks or to see if I can rise to this challenge and reduce the size of my big aunt fanny.

In the meantime, I will try and follow the rules and eat vicariously. Please order and enjoy the spicy version of Happy Family , fried rice
and a few dozen rangoons for me.
Take Out


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