There are times when I can barely recall what I did the previous day or if I combed my hair that morning. I have never said "oh, I got too busy I forgot to eat lunch." C'mon, let's get real. However, I do vividly recall one particular nightmare from my younger days.
Egg Salad Nightmare
I was riding my bicycle and some hoodlums pushed me off the bike. I started to cry and the bullies said "hey kid, we got something for ya. Eat this egg salad sandwich" then they all laughed and glared at me with their fists full of egg salad sandwiches (on white bread with no lettuce). I refused then they tried to stuff the egg salad sandwich in my ears.
Oh the horror of it all! The juvenile delinquents started laughing and kept snarfing down the sandwiches. Suddenly they grew long pointed fingernails and started chasing after me. Fortunately, since it was my imagination I was able to pedal away quickly and escape. Whew.
Dream Interpretation
Who knows? Who cares? Just keep me away from egg salad sandwiches!
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