Most people hibernate in the winter to stay warm and cozy.
When it is hot, humid and the dew point is over 65, I need to hibernate and stay in the house which I refer to as Dew Point Prison because I have ...
Pity Party
Boo-Hoo. Poor me. 
I have severe asthma. I also have age spots, cellulite and a smart mouth. While I don't usually keel over from asthma like the smiley guy and then pop right back up, I have learned a few ways to make having asthma more fun.
Asthma Humor
With enough practice you can learn how to wheeze in time to music! The medical professionals in the emergency room usually get a big chuckle out of that one.
Or when I am on a bed in the hospital and an army of attendants are huffing and puffing to push my chubby chick body to the x-ray room I give a delicate beauty queen wave to the other workers, it's is a guaranteed crowd pleaser!
Holy Family School Medical Training
When I was young and would get an asthma attack, the nuns at Holy Family School would seat me in a small room next to the office and turn off the light. I guess they thought I would be too afraid to cough in the dark.
Serving out my Sentence
So I will not-so-patiently serve out my summer sentence and eagerly await the end of my term in Dew Point Prison. 
Chubby Chick Inmate # 55500022
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