Oh my, this past weekend was fun! I didn’t wait in any traffic jams and I bought a coffee mug that plays a song about chugging coffee and peeing. For a small price I will let you listen to my “hoops and yoyo singing glug glug glug” coffee mug. (Normally, I don’t discuss personal items like using the ladies room but the idea just came to me out of the blue…)
Monday mornings are especially tough for some people. So the tip for this bright Monday morning is “bribe yourself”
That’s right. Before you to hit the hay at 9:02 p.m. put a trail of M&M’s leading from your bed to the kitchen. Then when you wake up all groggy and full of dread you remember ---“Jeepers Creepers, I deserve M&M’s for my pre-breakfast snack” Be careful not to smash any of the precious little candy jewels with your bare feet as you eat your way out to the kitchen Then you can savor every bite of the box of your powdered sugar donuts and because you EXERCISED on the way to the kitchen you can have a can of soda as well.
Today’s quote:
· “Never eat more than you can lift”
-- Miss Piggy
Monday mornings are especially tough for some people. So the tip for this bright Monday morning is “bribe yourself”
That’s right. Before you to hit the hay at 9:02 p.m. put a trail of M&M’s leading from your bed to the kitchen. Then when you wake up all groggy and full of dread you remember ---“Jeepers Creepers, I deserve M&M’s for my pre-breakfast snack” Be careful not to smash any of the precious little candy jewels with your bare feet as you eat your way out to the kitchen Then you can savor every bite of the box of your powdered sugar donuts and because you EXERCISED on the way to the kitchen you can have a can of soda as well.
Today’s quote:
· “Never eat more than you can lift”
-- Miss Piggy
I love Miss Piggy. She is so wise!
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